European Parliament
Fatuzzo (PPE-DE ).
(IT)
Mr President, last night I fell asleep thinking about the explanation of vote on Iraq and I found myself in the midst of the damned in hell, among whom I spotted Bin Laden, with his beard burning constantly, as in Dante’s inferno. In the dream I asked him: ‘Why did you hate us Europeans and Americans so much?’ Bin Laden, his beard still burning, replied: ‘I was very ill and I asked the social security authorities in Saudi Arabia for an invalidity pension, but they didn’t give it to me. That is why I was so angry with the whole world.’ Well then, let us give this invalidity pension to Bin Laden, so at least he will leave us all in peace and tranquillity!

